Thursday, October 22, 2015

(while brooming home in the morning)

Ojas : Mama, are you jhadoo?

Me: No, I am not jhadoo.

Ojas: No.. You ARE jhadoo.

Me: arr..ok. I am jhadoo. Who are you?

Ojas: Dustpan!

Me: ???
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And another one from my 2 years old's "latest joke".

"Chair means YUCKY"...Hahahaha. Then after catching My eye, "No, chair means...means good job.ok?"  YeeHaHaHaHa!
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And as we are on lame jokes, here is one from my 7 years old:

Shreyas: Ma, Santa Claus must be marathi.

Me: why?

Shreyas: Because he says "Ho!Ho!Ho!"  HaHaHaHa

Me: ???



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And now I will let you go to recover from the damage I inflicted on your brain. Until next time,


Stay Sane!
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