She: I still can't believe it. You wasted all your life reading 'Ayn Rand', 'Jefferey Archer', 'Paulo Coelho' and likes but never even once read...

Me: You see, i have read entire Harry Potter series too.Atleast thrice!

she: *Hardly listening* All of my friends think, you are the coolest. GrandMa, what will they say?

Me: *eyes twinkling* Well, thank you!But, you can tell them, I have read Lord of the.....

She: *still not listening* Here is your first copy. Read it and you will know, what you missed for all these years.
And my little princess walked away leaving me flabbergasted.

******Afternoon-mare ended*********


Thats why i never take nap in the afternoon :\

Well, I am still pretty disturbed by the dream so excuse me, but i am finishing the post now. I need to go and grab a copy of Mills and Boon.
And Shhhhhh....promise me, you are never going to let my granddaughter know, i read it first, when i was..ahem...thirty :D